The Baltimore

Reviews

• Dan O.

  star star star star star 2 June 2026

  Dark and divey just the way I like it. Reasonable prices and you can bring pizza in from next door.

• Loki A.

  star star star star star_border 31 May 2026

  So if you have read some of my other reviews you know I fluctuate between high end dining and dive bars. This review and rating for the Baltimore is based on a comparison to other dive bars and not fine dining.
  
  We always stop in here whenever we're spending the night in Detroit. It's a fun bar during the day if you're in town for an event like a Tigers or Lions game. At night, when the out of town folks go back home after the game, it becomes a hot spot for locals to congregate and have a few drinks. They offer decent bar food and the atmosphere and music varies wildly from country to hip-hop. There is a fantastic diversity of culture and an all around good vibe.
  
  The bottom line: The Baltimore is a fun and friendly Detroit dive bar.

• Austin K.

  star star_border star_border star_border star_border 31 May 2026

  I literally downloaded the Yelp app to write this review.
  
  I paid $16 for 2 sodas with a splash of vodka. Not worth it and will not come back. Smelled like sewage...
  
  Many other places in the same area with much cheaper drinks.

• Chloe F.

  star star star_border star_border star_border 23 May 2026

  This bar has great potential, but the Saturday night I was there it was a dump.  For starters, the bathroom was absolutely disgusting and what I would consider out of commission, the atmosphere was super trashy and the bartenders didn't know how to make pretty basic shots.  
  
  I could see how this could be a cool hole-in-the-wall if you went during the week, but I don't recommend on the weekends unless you want to get black out drunk or bump into people all night long.
  
  There is a little bar in the back which was not open, which could have provided for a VERY different, and more pleasurable, experience.

• Allison F.

  star star star_border star_border star_border 12 May 2026

  Classic shithole bar. I walked in most recently with a few friends during a Greektown bar crawl. It was our second stop. We walked in to a practically-empty bar.
  
  Much to our dismay, the light-up bar wasn't on; we asked and they said it's broken. Nothing like fixing the one thing that makes your bar desirable; because everything else about this place is awful.
  
  High drink prices, smaller-than-standard pours on shots and overall dirty feel. This isn't a bar I'd visit again in the future.